无语的谜语（A riddle without words）.docVIP

无语的谜语（A riddle without words） 1. who suddenly grows old in the world? Answer: bride, because today is the bride, and tomorrow is the wife 2 how much is a heart worth? Answer: 100 million. Because of one heart and one mind! 3 typhoon weather to bring how much money to go out? Answer: forty million. Because typhoon weather does not matter, do not go out 4, the exam, can not read what book? Answer: (Encyclopedia encyclopedia lost). 5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why would anyone want to commit suicide today? Go to heaven 6 questions: what are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, paper afraid of. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of the case. 7 question: what is the name of the pencil? Answer: Shaw Reason: sharpen (Xiao) pencil. 8, ask: Kirin to the North Pole will become what? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (Bing Qilin). 9 question: from 1 to 9, which number is the most industrious and which number is the Laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 industrious Reason: one (1) do not do two (2) endlessly. 10 question: how do you make sparrows quiet? Answer: press it. The reason: in perfect silence (pressure quiet). 11 question: which man has run fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao Reason: Cao Cao, Cao Cao 12 question: what number 30-50 Bichon shit! Answer: 40 Reason: fact is better than male (bear) argument 13 question: how can the pigs run out in the pigsty? Answer: Lee Hom Reason: to coax 14 question: how to do it again? Answer: Han Hong Reason: also coax 159, 28 is the birthday of Confucius, so what day is October 28th? Answer: Confucius, Man Yue 16 the wolf is coming Answer: Carambola (sheep escape) 17 Chiang Gong (Jiang Jieshi) if he were still alive, what would the world be like? Answer: one more person... 18 these two ice have carp (four word idiom)? Answer: polite (Bing Bing has carp) 19 why can tofu hurt people? Answer: because it is frozen tofu 20 a passenger car accident, all the people were injured, why