2008年最胡扯商业用语（2008 the most nonsense business language）.doc

2008年最胡扯商业用语（2008 the most nonsense business language） Series of topics: 2008 China Marketing Every January, I give awards to providers of the worlds most exclusive business language in terms of outstanding achievements over the past 12 months. But this year, I was worried that my presentation could not be held as scheduled. Last September, I pointed out in my column that the financial crisis has made business management s sales of nonsense speech at a new low, and business people seem to have given up their rhetoric and become more sober and wise. Although it may be a good thing for the whole world, it was a disaster for my presentation. However, I have just turned over my 2008 nonsense business locker and found that the stock is almost as plentiful as ever, which gives me great comfort. Not only are there some excellent gibberish entries in the first 9 months, but there are also a lot to recommend in the past 3 months. The power of corporate management seems to be innate, so that after a brief pause last September, its all the same now. That means I can now say with pleasure that my 2008s most nonsense business speech award ceremony will be held as usual. My first prize this year is a new award called the vain attempt. Citibank (Citibank) have received this award. Last summer, when business became extremely difficult, Citibank sent a cheerful text message to all its employees, suggesting they download its theme ringtone to their phones. The text reads: this voice brand, especially for Citi, shows (Ladder, Off) our determination to manage success. . The word Ladder Off was particularly impressed with the nonsense judges, who had only heard of Ladder as a verb before, and had to do with stockings. (Note: Ladder means a ladder, and the verb can be said to jump the silk. The part of the fabric jumping is usually stepped. A collapsible recliner may easily cause stockings to slip and cause to skip silk, thus alluding to Ladder The second prize is the economist nonsense