笑话10则（10 jokes）.doc

笑话10则（10 jokes） Explosion strength small joke (1) Husband: how much money do you give to that beggar at once? He is pretending to be blind! Wife: you dont hear him say, beautiful, kind lady... Husband: looks like hes really blind.! (2) A company leader visits employees to investigate the situation of the X manager. Leadership: what are your X managers weaknesses? Employee: no.. Leadership: then what are his strengths? Employee: No, not at all. Leadership: this can be....... Employee: this is really not.! (3) School safety monitor, a naughty student, in the camera with a photo camera. A few days later, when the student meeting was held, the school leader was furious. I dont know who is lying on the monitor. Its been a few days. Arent you hungry? (4) Abandon ones eyes One day, a man goes to his fiancees house to play. In the evening, it was a heavy rain, and his fiancee advised him to stay for the night. Then he went to prepare the bedclothes. The betrothed was ready, only to find her fiance missing. After a long time, like a shower body like him soaked through. The fiancee asked in surprise: where have you been? Out of breath, he answered, me, me, me, I go home and get my pajamas.. (5) Idioms in random usage One day, Xiao Jun wrote a composition my home in the classroom. Xiao Jun wrote: Mom and dad and I have three people in my family, every morning to go out, the three of us were each up again in the evening the same, each one pursues his onward journey. My father is an architect, a day at the site, my mother is a salesman, backseat driver; all comers in the shop every day; I am a student in the classroom every day, dumb as a wooden chicken. My family has three members in the family harmony, odor congenial, but when my grades are not good, dad also have to beat my face, extremely cruel and merciless, mom stand aside and never courageous. (6) Who did you? The sea for more than two years the crew finally returned to his hometown of fu. But as soon as he got home, he f