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古代笑话1（Ancient joke 1） Your majesty is my Buddha The Tang Dynasty emperor heard Lee, the founder of Taoism Lao Tzu also surnamed Li, he wanted to put in on Buddhism taoism. There is a name for the static monk, to see the emperor said: the ancient Buddhist only, and the power of Dharma, I Buddha Buddha works. Today, your majesty is raising the Taoism with one names surname, I am afraid the world refuses to accept it. The emperor will fly, static condemned to death, and the prison prison, and said: you open the power of Dharma, I closed to Buddha, I give you seven days to see the Buddha Buddha, at the execution to save you, would not work effectively! The first day of imprisonment, the emperor sent someone to see if he was reading the tathagata. Return the view of static sit close, mouth read a voice, is unintelligible. After a series of visits, every day. On the seventh day to pull out wenzhan. Hows your Buddha reading? asked the Emperor Static laughed: Im not the Buddha for seven days, every day in his majesty. The emperor was surprised and asked him why. Law quiet way: Your Majesty is I Buddha, I Buddha is your majesty.! The emperor listened, suddenly very happy: well, if is I, I is the tathagata. Well, pardon you for your innocence! Punish murderers Theres a magistrate, after a few days, some people complain, the original is the two fight to move a knife, the man to kill another man. The victims wife crying half alive, the magistrate was touched: such a beautiful young wife, your husband killed him, would not let her widowed? Then sentenced the murderer to marry the wife to finished also angrily said: you let the original wife, also tasted the taste of a widow! Two materials and one material Once there was a scholar of great love. One day he saw an old farmer holding a basket of a basket, said: the big basket is the basket, basket and basket, basket put in big basket, basket and a basket of two. The old farmer heard I do not know how to respond, at this time,