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?? 問：一星期有多少天？Q : How many days in a week? 答： 6個星期六， 1個星期天 A : ?6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday 問：退休人員何時上床睡覺？  Q : When is a retirees  bedtime? 答：躺在長沙發打盹三個小時之後。 A : Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. 問：換一個電燈泡須要多少退休人員？ Q : How many retirees to change a light bulb? 答：只要一個人，但是可能要花一整天時間。 A : Only one, but it might take all day. 問：什麼是退休人員最大的牢騷？ Q : Whats the biggest gripe of retirees ? 答：每件事情都沒有足够時間去完成. A : There is not enough time to get everything done. ? 問：為什麼退休人員不介意叫他老人？  Q : Why dont retirees mind being called Seniors? 答：因為可以享受公車免費、航空機票半價 、捷運四折及免繳健保費。 A : The term comes with a 10% percent discount. 問：退休人員怎樣才被認為是服裝整齊？ Q : Among retirees what is considered formal attire ? 答：鞋帶已經綁好。 A : Tied shoes. 問：為什麼退休人員老是在數零錢？ Q :?Why do retirees count pennies 答：這是他們唯一有時間做的事情。 A : They are the only ones who have the time. 問：怎麼稱呼喜歡工作而拒絕退休的人？ Q : What is the common term for someonewho enjoys work and  refuses to retire ? 答：瘋子! A : NUTS ! 問： 為什麼退休人員不急於清理地室、 頂樓或車庫？Q : Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage ? 答： 他們知道，當他們清理之後，他們的 孩子會將物件堆放在那裡。 A : They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. 問：退休人員對於冗長的午餐看法怎樣？ Q : What do retirees call a long lunch? 答：這是正常不過的事。 A : Normal. ? 問： 什麼是描述退休的最佳方式？ Q : What is the best way to describe retirement? ? 答：整天都是泡茶休閒時間。 A : The never ending Coffee Break 問：退休人員回到學校進修的最大的好 處是什麼？ Q : Whats the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? 答： 如果您逃學，不會有人通知您父母。 A : If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. ? 問：為什麼退休人員經常說他沒有錯過工 作，但錯過曾經與他一起工作的人？Q : Why does a retiree often say he  doesnt miss work, but misses the  people he used to work with? 答：他太謙虛了，所以無法說出整個真相。 A : He is too polite to