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收场版的-笑话（End story - joke） I went to Europe with the leadership of the investigation, eating dinner is preparing to smoke, and occasionally feel that there is something in the mouth, touched the handkerchief, wiped it, and then the habit of ha ~ ~ ~ spit a spit of sputum on the ground. Suddenly remembered that this is in a foreign country, surrounded by a lot of foreigners are strange to let him have a little uncomfortable, in this at a crucial moment when the leadership blurted out eight ga! 3, work suddenly stomach pain, ran to the toilet, just take off pants, just jumped out of a fart, found no toilet paper, so only the pants to run out and get the paper, and then a man next to the pit, slowly to the sentence: big city, the quality is not the same, but also put a fart to put the toilet... 4, yesterday drove back, suddenly from the side green belt flew out of a white satsuma. Brother reaction, come on brake. After parking found this guy lying on the ground motionless. At that time, my brother was in a cold sweat. Then there was a big brother who said to the dog on the ground, dont pretend, it scares everyone.. Immediately, the lovely dog actually got up and looked at me with disdain...... 5, I a best guy, get up in the morning, go to the balcony to collect underwear, after the receipt, it is easy to shoulder... Then I went to class with my friends. The underpants were draped over the shoulders and walked from the bedroom to the teaching building. He sat face to face with his friend and drank a bowl of bean curd. Stupefied is not discovered. 6, the father of the students like to find new things, one day to go shopping, found a small shop at the entrance of a kind of induction of small pendant, someone came in, will say: Welcome!. I thought it was fun, so I bought some of them and hung them on the door of my house. I was very proud of myself on the window. One night, a thief opened the window and was about to sneak into the house. Suddenly a welcome came along. As a