三打白骨精英语话剧搞笑剧本附中文课件.pptVIP

Three Times’ Beating Monster.三打白骨精;T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? 阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？ S: Bajie,map! 八戒，地图！ E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） 师傅，请看。 T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! 八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！ E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回) 哦，师傅！原谅我吧。 T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。;E: But…… 但是…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？ E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. 给，嗯……我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。 S: Fat Pig! 肥猪! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. 死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说…… S: You will what(凶相)? 再说你怎么样？;E: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 我帮你抓虱子。 S: Hm! 哼！ T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? 悟空，我也有点饿了，你能去化些斋饭来吃吗？ E: You see , boss is hungry,too! 你看，师傅不也饿了吗！ T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! 八戒！不要忘了是谁吃了我的干粮！ J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. 但是，师傅，假如妖怪趁猴哥不在来了呢…… T: Em…It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 嗯…这是个问题。悟空，你有什么办法没？;S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） 没问题！ （白骨精躲在一旁偷看） J: This is…..? S: Electric net! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! 伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！ T: Em……ok，we will stay in it! 嗯……好的，我们会呆在里面的！ S: Bye!(飞走) 俺老孙去也。 T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 我们斗地主吧！ B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) 哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。 B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 我也可以玩吗？;J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. 不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。 B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! 噢，机会来了！炸弹！ T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! 王炸！ T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me! 喔…我赢了！嗯…，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！ S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) 啊，妖怪！ B1: （倒)Ah……