梁祝新传搞笑英语版.ppt

梁祝新传 It is said that 梁山伯and 祝英台came to The New York school to study English together three years ago. 祝 hope one day she can go abroad and stand for BBC. Finally she was admited by a university in America.Today, she will fly to America. 北北的scene （We r crying） ~ 亲， come back earlier please. Okay , 亲 ~ 亲，remember me ,ignore meimeis. Okay , 亲 ~ 亲，kiss goodbye Okay , ······· Please Don’t Go . 555555 ··· 5555555 ···· ····· 5555555555 ····· 隔洋煲粥 ing 梁:Oh, Sweetie, I miss you so much, every minute ，every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me? 祝: yeah, 老公 I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl. 梁: What? Pardon? 祝: Because I’ll get married. 梁: Married ? With which dog ? 祝: with 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的马文才.. He is so handsome，So rich. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and his body. 梁: What are you talking about ? You wait and see. If u old three old four, I’ll give you some color see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America! Wait me , u! 祝: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha ~~ 旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠2块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己(from--- martin luther king ) : L:I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart. 梁: 祝英台, long time no see, Aha ? Who am I ? I’m梁山伯. I’m here to kill you. You daughter of bitch. 祝: 梁···山伯. Oh, 文才~ 老公 ~ He is here and he is crazy. He will kill me. Help help ~ 马: You! You son of bitch .Get out of here. 梁: You! Get out of here!You know