趣味英语幽默小笑话.doc

趣味英语幽默小笑话 有哪些笑话可以让你开怀大笑的呢?本篇是人才小编为大家收集整理的英语笑话，希望对大家有所帮助，欢迎阅读。 . x, : “’ ! , , !” 一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：“那太好了!一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都省下来了吗?” - . “ ,” . “ , . , , . , ’ , . ?” , “ ?” 小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。 她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么?” 一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取他的存款?” [注]在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外，还有“河岸”的意思。 . “’ ,” , “’ . ’ : ’ ?” “, ,” . “ , , ?” 一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 “没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗?‘吠狗不咬人’。” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?” daily morning exercises or class-break setting-up exercise and discipline inspection and appraisal of public signs;2, daily cleaning and inspection;3, the daily student school appearance, dress, wearing school card check;4, the daily duty guide to the leadership class discipline three rounds.Weekly moral education work:L, the flag raising ceremony and the national flag speech under the flag raising ceremony held on Monday;2, every week a class meeting, the meeting;3, every week two exercises, cleaning and hygiene, behavior norms, attendance situation published cloth appraisal, and the issue of the code of conduct;;4, weekly work week.Monthly moral education work:1, at least once a month, the theme of education activities, to patriotism education, behavior norms of education as the focus, combined with major retreat day.2, the monthly class quantization assessment and class teacher assessment, selection of behavior for the standard model class.Moral education in each term:1, at the end of each semester to form three good student, outstanding student cadres, civilized student.2, at least once a semester, parents will be.,Student etiquette conventionA, the school leavers1, dress neatly to wear school card, step posture correct, full of spirit; cycling of the same stud