一个个校园小笑话!学校越来越不靠谱了!(国外英文资料).docVIP

一个个校园小笑话!学校越来越不靠谱了!(国外英文资料) Last night at 12:00, I was sleeping in the dormitory, the cell phone rang, very helpless to pick up, confused ask who? Im in the toilet and Ill get some toilet paper for me, the phone said. I said, its too late today, tomorrow. Then I hung up the phone. When the teachers phone rang, he went out to answer the phone. The classmate of a class say: that must be his lover to give him dozen. The teacher came back and said, your mother called to say that she wont pick you up tonight. 2, teachers especially like to take up their own lessons, especially one Chinese woman teacher. Once, the female teacher again to take up the study hall, ready to begin our class, found a male teacher, the door is to teach history, has been there probe, seems to want to come in and ashamed to come in. So the female teacher said to the male teacher, you cant go up? You want me to let you up! 3, in college, from school to go out to walk on the way to the supermarket, alleys will always appear some peddlers selling porn, see you in the past ask: buddy, porn? We dislike at first, later also accustomed to, once A dormitory elder brothers and his girlfriend to play there, back particularly depressed, says sold piece of harassment, you wonder, result this elder brothers say when A great vendor he asked: elder brother, porn shoot? Teacher: look at your exam results, why have never improved? Student: I didnt ask you to teach good, why do you asked me to does well, it also does not conform to the law of equivalent exchange. Say not I want to learn, but what you taught is too bad. There are three beds in the dormitory. I live two people. I live on the far left. I sleep and snore. The man in the middle was not used to it. Yesterday, the dormitory came again, sleeping on the far right, and the guy snored. What do I ask the person in the middle? Now its stereo, he said. it feels much better than before. 6, in the high school textbooks is a classic masterpiece of lu xun madman di