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儿童想象的端午节日, 1屈原和土地公站在河边看着人们往河里抛粽子，屈原问土地：这些人在干什么呢? 土地：他们再投粽子喂鱼，这样鱼就不会吃你的肉身了。 屈原顿了一下说：土地公，你会变成鱼么? 土地：会呀。 屈原：你变一个看看。 土地变成条鱼跳进屈原手上。 屈原拿个粽子塞进土地嘴里咆哮道：你丫告诉我鱼是怎么剥开这些粽子叶的。 2虽然早已过了儿童的年纪，但我还是喜欢儿童节，每到这一天，我都会站在学校旁的拐角处，看着他们穿着花花绿绿的新衣裳，心里充满欢喜。 当他们经过我身边的时候，我会对他们说：“孩子们，识相点，交出今天的零花钱! 3“如果把你的身体大卸八块，那么你那贪吃爱喝的嘴巴应该过春节，稚气刚脱的脸蛋应该去过青年节，平整光滑的胸部应该去过儿童节，脂肪堆积的臀部应该去过妇女节，粗壮健硕的四肢应该去过劳动节。” “呵呵，那我的肚子呢。” “肚子去过八月十五呀，团团圆圆的。” 4朋友今天生了个小男孩，取个小名叫做小粽叶! 问怎么取这么个名字啊，屌丝的品质一句话就暴露了说，你不知道今天杨幂生了个女儿叫小糯米，我儿子取名小粽叶，以后包了她!!!! 5儿童节一到，怀着感恩之心的我，决定在这个特殊日子给我接触过的每位女老师都写上一封信，信中感谢她们一直以来对我的照顾，感谢她们对我特殊的体贴和关心，告诉她们我一直爱她们! 结果信一寄出就收到了良好的反响，50多岁的教导主任亲自找到我说：我当老师30多年了，就没见过你这样不要脸的校长! daily morning exercises or class-break setting-up exercise and discipline inspection and appraisal of public signs;2, daily cleaning and inspection;3, the daily student school appearance, dress, wearing school card check;4, the daily duty guide to the leadership class discipline three rounds.Weekly moral education work:L, the flag raising ceremony and the national flag speech under the flag raising ceremony held on Monday;2, every week a class meeting, the meeting;3, every week two exercises, cleaning and hygiene, behavior norms, attendance situation published cloth appraisal, and the issue of the code of conduct;;4, weekly work week.Monthly moral education work:1, at least once a month, the theme of education activities, to patriotism education, behavior norms of education as the focus, combined with major retreat day.2, the monthly class quantization assessment and class teacher assessment, selection of behavior for the standard model class.Moral education in each term:1, at the end of each semester to form three good student, outstanding student cadres, civilized student.2, at least once a semester, parents will be.,Student etiquette conventionA, the school leavers1, dress neatly to wear school card, step posture correct, full of spirit; cycling of the same students, at the school gate and get