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六人行第一季第一集剧本 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Written by: Marta Kauffman David Crane Transcribed by: guineapig Additional transcribing by: Eric Aasen (Note: The previously unseen parts of this episode are shown in blue text.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: Theres nothing to tell!（没什么好说的） Hes just some guy I work with!（他不过是我的同事） Joey: Cmon, youre going out with the guy!（拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题） Theres gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?（他驼背？即驼背又戴假发？） Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?（等下，他吃粉笔吗？） (They all stare, bemused.) Phoebe: Just, cause, I dont want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!（我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙） Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date（各位别急，这不算约会）. Its just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.（我觉得这个就是约会） [Time Lapse] Chandler: Alright, so Im back in high school, （我想起了我高中时代）Im standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.（我站在自助餐厅突然发现自己全身赤裸） All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.（我也做过那样的梦） Chandler: Then I look down,（我低头一看） and I realize theres a phone... there.（看见有一只电话在那儿） Joey: Instead of...?（代替。。） Chandler: Thats right.（没错） Joey: Never had that dream.（从没做过那样的梦） Phoebe: No. Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. （那个电话忽然响起）Now I dont know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they werent looking at you before?! Chandler: Finally, I figure Id better answer it, and it turns out its my mother, which is very-very weird,（我好吃惊） because- she never calls me! [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] Ross: (mortified) Hi. Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.（这家伙向我打招呼，我就想自杀） Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?（你还好吧？） Ross: I