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PAGE  PAGE 29 2016年奥巴马离职演讲稿 　　政界版的郭德纲、被总统职位耽误了的段子手，今天，让我们一起了解这个不一样的美国总统，小编收集了奥巴马离职演讲稿，欢迎阅读。 　　奥巴马离职演讲稿 　　CARAOL: Mr.President. The podium is yours. 　　THE PRESIDENT: You canrsquo;t say it, but you know it#39;s tr-ue. 　　开场音乐是Anna Kendrick的When I#39;m Gone，这句话是在玩这个梗，因为奥巴马即将卸任(be gone)。 　　Good evening, everybody. It is an honor to be here at my last and perhaps the last White House Correspondentsrsquo; Dinner. You all look great. The end of the Republic has never looked better. I do apologize I know I was a little late tonight. I was running on C.P.T. which stands for ―jokes that white people should not make.‖ Itrsquo;s a tip for you, Jeff. 　　1, C.P.T是指Colored People#39;s Time，吐槽黑人被说迟到。 　　2，反击纽约市长Bill de Blasio此前关于C.P.T的玩笑。Bill de Blasio之前在另一个场合迟到，于是开了一个玩笑I am running on CP Time.结果全场陷入尴尬。 　　Anyway, here we are. My eighth and final appearance at this unique event. And I am excited. If this material works well, Irsquo;m going to use it at Goldman Sachs next year. Earn me some serious Tubmans. Thatrsquo;s right. 　　1， 这里吐槽希拉里在高盛(Goldman Sachs)演讲赚了几十万美 元的事情。 　　2， Tubmans这里指钱，因为Tubmans是20美元纸币上的头像。 　　My brilliant and beautiful wife, Michelle, is here tonight. She looks so happy to be here. Thatrsquo;s called practice itrsquo;s like learning to do three-minute planks. She makes it look easy now. Next year at this time, someone else will be standing here in this very spot, and itrsquo;s anyonersquo;s guess who she will be. But standing here, I canrsquo;t help but be reflective, a little sentimental. Eight years ago, I said it was time to change the tone of our politics. In hindsight, I clearly should have been more specific. 　　1， 奥巴马用She就是暗指希拉里一定是下届总统。 　　2，8年前，他想努力改善一下政治环境(the tone of our politics)， 后来的more specific吐槽这个环境其实越来越差了。 　　Eight years ago, I was a young man, full of idealism and vigor, and look at me now. I am gray and grizzled, just counting down the days rsquo;til my death panel. Hillary once questioned whether