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土木————112 黄绪宏 Riddle What number has nothing left if you take a half from it？　　什么数字拿走一半就什么都不剩了？ 　　The number is 8， because only 0 is left whether you take away the top half or the bottom half．　　是数字8，因为不管你拿掉它的上面一半还是下面一半，剩下的都是零 晕 　What number is like a peacock？　　什么数字像孔雀一样？ 　　The number is 9， because its 0 without its tail and likewise，a peacock is nothing without its tail．　　是数字9，因为9 没有尾巴就成了零，同样，孔雀没有尾巴也一无是处。 Brain Teasers 4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)?5. What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?) 答案 答：Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗) 晕 . What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破？) Silence. (沉默) Fun English Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you 第一个第四个是动词。第三个第二个是名词。意思：麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。 I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboark was wrong. 第一个是连词引起宾语从句，第2，5是指示代词“那个”。第三个相当于名词第四个是关系代词 意思：我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个‘that’是错误的 Never say die.永不言败 Never too old to learn, never too late to turn.亡羊补牢，为时未晚。 .No living man all things can.世上没有万事通。 .No man can do two things at once.一心不可二用 .No man is wise at all times.聪明一世，糊涂一时 No news is good news.没有消息就是好消息。 17.No rose without a thorn.没有不带刺的玫瑰 No smoke without fire.无风不起浪。 .Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it.世上无难事，只怕有心人 .Prefer loss to unjust gain.宁可吃亏，不贪便宜 He knows most who speaks least.大智若愚 .Hasty love, soon cold.一见钟情难维久 Health is happiness.健康就是幸福 The wonderful time is always too temporary * * Teach you to learn wordpregnant 怀孕 ----扑来个男的　　ambulance 救护车 ----俺不能死　est 害虫 ----拍死它　　ambition 雄心 ----俺必胜　　agony 痛苦 ----爱过你　　 bale 灾祸 ----背噢　 ail 疼痛 ----哎哟 strong 强壮 ----死壮flee 逃跑 ----飞离　bachelor 学士/单身汉 ----白吃了　temper 脾气 ----太泼　　　　 答对了 答对了 错误 错误 晕 答对了 答对了 错误 错误 答案 答对了 答对了 错误 错误 晕 答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树) 返回 答对了 答对了 错误 错误 结束 返回 返回 返回 *