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　All marriages are happy. Its living together afterwards that is difficult. 　　—— Anonymous 　　He believes that marriage and a career dont mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. 　　—— Anonymous 　　Its not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. Shes not marrying the best man. 　　—— Anonymous 　　Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. 　　—— Anonymous 　　Marriage is a three ring circus： engagement ring， wedding ring， and suffering. 　　—— Anonymous 　　Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo…… 　　—— Anonymous 　　Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting. 　　—— Anonymous 　　Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it， its not so hot. 　　—— Anonymous 　　Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over， you still have the strings. 　　—— Anonymous 　　Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. 　　—— Anonymous 　　It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. 　　—— Jane Austen 　　Marriage is low down， but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. 　　—— Baskins 　　The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. 　　—— Ambrose Bierce 　　MARRIAGE， n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master， a mistress and two slaves， making in all， two. 　　—— Ambrose Bierce， The Devils Dictionary， 1911 　　In the blithe days of honeymoon， 　　With Kates allurements smitten， 　　I lovd her late， I lovd her soon， 　　And calld her dearest kitten. 　　But now my kittens grown a cat， 　　And cross like other wives. 　　O！ By my soul my honest Mat， 　　I fear she has nine lives. 　　—— James Boswell， Life of Johnson 　　Insurance is like marriage. You pay， pay， pay， and you never get anything back. 　　—— Al Bundy， character on “Married with Children，” U.S. television show 　　Nothing says lovin like marrying your co