702 The One With Rachel’s Book讲诉.doc

702 The One With Rachel’s Book [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.] Joey: Hey! Ross: Hi! Joey: Who wants French toast? Ross: Oh, I’ll have some! Joey: Good, me too. (Tosses him the loaf.) Eggs and milk are in the fridge. Thanks. Monica: (entering from her room) Oww! Chandler: What’s the matter honey? Monica: I don’t know, my hand feels weird. I guess it’s because, I’m engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying? Phoebe: It starts? Rachel: Yeah, so let’s get started on the wedding plans! Monica: Okay! (Runs off.) Chandler: (incredulous) Already?! Rachel: Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music… Chandler: Oh, I got some thoughts on that. Rachel: Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks… Ross: Take from me, as the groom all you have to do is show up and try to say the right name. Monica: (returning) Okay! (Sets down a huge 3 3-ring binder on the table.) Chandler: What in God’s name is that?! Ross: Oh my God, the wedding book?! I haven’t seen that since the forth grade! Monica: This baby has got everything. Take y’know, locations for instance. (She opens up the binder to the locations chapter.) First, organized alphabetically, then geographically, then by square footage. Phoebe: That is so smart! (To Chandler, under her breath) Break it off. Break it off now. Opening Credits [Scene: A Classroom, Ross is giving a lecture.] Ross: And that should conclusively prove that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first! Now let’s take a look at… (Phoebe rushes in.) Phoebe: Hey! Ross! Ross: Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here? Phoebe: I need to talk to you, it’s pretty urgent. It’s about Monica and Chandler. Ross: Oh my God! Of course, of course. (To the class.) Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? Umm, do you know each other’s hometowns? Why don’t you… (Motions that they should learn everyone’s hometown.) (To Phoebe