马克吐温幽默经典语录.docVIP

马克吐温幽默经典语录 随笔吧为您精选马克吐温幽默经典语录请您欣赏。 塞谬尔middot;朗赫恩middot;克莱门斯( l835～1910)，马克middot;吐温(Mark Twain)是其笔名。他是美国批判现实主义文学的奠基人，是幽默讽刺小说大师。 马克吐温幽默经典语录： Mark.vomit to say:Late come of true facts, be like suddenly horseshoe, ah of shooting the head, pain! 马克.吐温说：迟来的真相，就像突然击中头部的马蹄铁，哎，痛啊! Mark.vomit:Have no emotion to kiss, be like to die pork in person. 马克.吐温：没有情感的吻，就像在亲死猪肉一样。 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. 保持沉默让大家以为你是个傻瓜比开口说话让大家确定你是傻瓜要好多了。 Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. 万物都有极限mdash;mdash;铁矿石不可能打造成黄金。 小编：人也好，东西也好，不能指望不切实际的突破极限，但还是可以因材施教朝着合适的方向发展。iron 虽然不能变成gold，打造个iron man 还是有可能的。 Truth is stranger than fiction，because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities;truth isn#39;t. 真实比小说更不可思议，因为小说还得遵从可能性，真实可不用。 A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. 男人只有在承认自己是骗子的时候才最真实。 When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it#39;s a sure sign you#39;re getting old. 当朋友都开始称赞你很年轻，就是你正在变老的表现。 #39;Classic.#39; A book which people praise and don#39;t read. ldquo;经典rdquo;是本书，人人都说好，人人都不读。 Don#39;t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. 别总抱怨说整个世界都对不起你，这个世界不欠你啥，它先来的。 Those persons who have a good book but don#39;t read are unlike and can#39;t read the person of these books to own any advantage. 那些有好书却不读的人不比无法读到这些书的人拥有任何优势。 Rather shut up don#39;t talk, don#39;t be eager to expressing oneself, either. 宁愿闭口不说话，也不要急于表现自己。 Calculate to the person also unimportant with the stupid stupid impression. 就算给人以蠢笨的印象也不要紧。 Comity is such a kind of intense emotion of sanctity is thus sweet, firm and honest. 友谊是如此圣洁的一种激情，是如此甜蜜、牢固和忠诚。 Such of the characteristic can make the comity support life long-as long as don#39;t think the other party borrows money. 这样的特质可使友谊维系终身mdash;mdash;只要不想对方借钱。 Among all animals, the mankind are the most ruthlessness, is unique make the happiness on pain and sufferings of animal. 在所有的动物当中，人类是最残酷的，