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Funny English 趣味英语 She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore. The shells she sells are sea-shells, Im sure. 1. What will you break once you say it? In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen. 2. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降？) Your age. I was born on a pirate ship. 3. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards. 4. Whats the poorest bank in the world? The river bank Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears babies. 5.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? A bear is coming.猜四字成语 6.What letter is an animal ? 有备而来 B(Bee) The spring brings many charming things. Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses. 7. What is as big as a horse but doesnt weigh anything? The horses shadow.马的影子 I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream! 8. What begins with T, ends with T and has tea in it? A teapot. 茶壶 A big black bear sat on a big black bug. 9. Which room has no doors, no windows？ A mushroom.蘑菇 How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies? 10. What cant be used until its broken? An egg. Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you! 11.There is a word of eight letters. If you take away five letters, only one is left. What’s the word? Everyone . The driver was drunk and drove the doctor’s car directly into the deep ditch. What question can you never answer yes to? Are you asleep? Sandy sniffed sweet smelling sunflower seeds while sitting beside a swift stream. 桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情地品味着葵花子的香味。 When is a house not on land nor on water? A: When its on fire. Mary Macs mothers making Mary Mac marry me. Which is the strongest creature in the world? The snail. It carries its house on its back. Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac? Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea? A monkey can have fleas, but a flea cant have monkeys. Bills big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks. Q: Why were the Mid