“Micha的elKSnydersAloha”.doc

“Michael K. Snyder’s Aloha” A Screenplay Written By Michael K. Snyder BASED ON A TRUE STORY/EVENTS Main Characters Jack Fogelberg-The main character of the screenplay. Has a Very Chevy Chase as Clark Griswald attitude. Rebecca Stitzel-Manager of Aloha Pet Hospital, has huge Feet.Beautifull nonetheless. Nina Rosenbag- One Dr.Lacklusters’ maidens, receptionist at Aloha. Dr.Lackluster- Head doctor of Aloha Pet Hospital thinks He is Hugh Heffner. Amos The Dog- Very horny dog, live dog/CGI Baby Bird- Very big bird, puppet/CGI Lucy Lackluster- Niece of Dr.Lackluster who likes Jack. Mrs. Lackluster- Beautiful, young wife of Dr.Lackluster Kelly Blackburgen- Pretty, young worker at Aloha, One of Dr.Lacklusters maidens. John Lentowsky- One of Dr.Lacklusters goons, character Has a John Belushi as Bluto look and Attitude. Larry Lentowsky- John’s brother and one of Dr.Lacklusters Goons. Very dumb person. Bob Luther- Mean, old man, character has a Dean Wormer Attitude. Harmony-Technician at Aloha, oriental. Sara-Technician at Aloha, Spanish. INT.OFFICE ROOM-DAY-SUNNY Jack Fogelberg sits in a chair, facing a large desk with his boss sitting opposite him, his chair facing out a window. Mr. Luther -Jack… Jack -Yes…Mr. Luther… (Gulps) Mr. Luther -Can you please explain to me where Mrs. Lewis currently is…? Jack -Yes sir…she’s in the hospital… Mr.Luthers’ chair swings slowly around to face Jack. Mr. Luther -Could you please explain WHY she is in the hospital? Jack -No sir…I was not informed of that informa… Mr. Luther -She is in the hospital because some YOUNG PRICK decided to BANG my daughter today in the women’s restroom… Jack -I don’t follow… Mr. Luther -She has suffered a MAJOR heart attack! Mr. Luther stands to his feet, walks over to a small TV/VCR combo, and pops in a VHS tape. It is a security